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'Stop having loud sex': Mum's hilarious open letter to noisy neighbour

A frustrated mum has penned a hilarious open letter to neighbours - complaining that one woman's noisy sex sessions are keep her child awake.

Writing on Facebook, Toni Jeffery directly addressed the randy resident, claiming her lovemaking was so noisy it woke up her two-year-old.

The letter written by the mum, from the Douglas Road area of Tonbridge, Kent, was seen thousands of times online within hours of it being posted.

She wrote: "A plea really - whoever was having really really loud sex last night around the Douglas Road area please consider the fact that it is very hot so everyone has their windows open.

"And trying to explain to a two-year-old in the early hours why the lady is 'making funny noises' isn't the easiest of tasks, especially when you have to get up in a few hours for work."
Toni Jeffery addressed her neighbour on a Facebook post
 
The comment has got quite a reaction on social media with some people even joking about turning it into a competition with who can be the loudest in the street.

Others were wanting to know who these people were so they could get tips on how to spice up their own love lives.

Toni added: "I don't for one minute mean that people shouldn't have a good time, but if I were to stand outside their windows in the small hours banging a drum I'm sure they would be annoyed, but it's the same level of inconsideration.

"I just asked for people to be considerate, as I'm sure most of us are."

While many of the 400 people who liked the status were supportive, some thought it was less funny.

Leanne Mepham said: "I agree with being considerate but really what's the difference whether it's people having sex waking the kids up to dogs barking to fireworks going off?

"It's summer, windows are open and to be honest my newborn could have woken my neighbours up with her screaming.

"But what can you do? It's life - you get on with it."

(Daily Mirror)

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